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"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

celebrating a birth.

Say it with flowers

'They're dog roses!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Santa called but you were out!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'