Online Fame Mugs

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

'If we can learn to play the piano, we can make a fortune on the Internet!'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I'm a star!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The power of the blog.

As Seen On TV

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Media Whore Raceway.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.