Online Educators Prints

'Wow, I didn't know online universities needed cheerleaders.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

'Did you find any clothes?'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

Knight school.