Online Disillusionist Mugs

"My social networking groups aren't doing for me what I thought they would do for me."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

Down With Wikipedia

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

"The internet begs to differ."

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

Shooting the Messenger

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."