Online Diagnosis Debunker Gifts

'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"That's not what it says on the Web."

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Covid Juggling

You have a hangover!

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

"I'm not feeling too great. Maybe I'll ask WebMD what's wrong with me."

'You can't get swine flu from your piggy bank!'

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

'...You've got no game.'

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'Don't believe everything you read on the net.'

"I don't care what it said when you looked up your symptoms on the internet. You arenot Anorexic."

I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got swine fever,rift valley fever,bovine spongiform encelophalopathy,bluetongue or a stubbed toe!

"I've already consulted WebMD. I'm just here for a second opinion."

"I've found a diagnosis on the internet...maybe I should get a second opinion from my doctor."

"Grandma, if an apple-a-day really did keep the doctor away... the surgeon general would find that apples cause cancer!"

"And folds. . . this amazing product is endorsed by President Trump hisself. . ."

'If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent 11 years studying medicine when your research online seems to have identified your condition...if you were a Patagonian fruit bat!"

"Stupid insurance form won't let me choose web as my primary care physician!"