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'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

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"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

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"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Your website or mine?'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."