Online Dating Explorers Mugs

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"I'm dating a squash champion."

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

Tinder

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Hey, Sis! Your blind date's here! Says he's from ' Big & Tall Dot Com!'

Online Dog Dating

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

Quarandating.

"You said your pictures were recent."

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'