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'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Chasebook

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

Catroom.

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

#NoJunk

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Memory Foam Mattress.

A frat party at an online university

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

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