Online Chatterbugs T-Shirts

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"I told you never to call me here."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Time for Tea

Social media messages

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"She can be outspoken."