Online Chatterbox T-Shirts

"We don't communicate any more..."

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog.

People love Twitter because it's quick, requires little effort from writer or reader. You're suddenly so self-aware. House of Java.net Cybercafe. The other night, I was tweeting and I realized: Why send 280 characters when you can send only 279? So stop tweeting at 279. People go to the limit. But 280 characters is so … long. So 2017. it's practically a … sentence. Or, what's that other thing: Paragraph! Gasp.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Social Notworking

Flotation Device on the Phone

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

Social media messages

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

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