Online Auctioneer Prints

Police and victim standing in empty room - 'Looks like your wife has discovered selling on ebay'.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

'Wow, look at them run! OK, see what we can sell online...'

Selling Online.

Witter

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"I'm leaving you, Reginald, your selling things on the internet has gone too far!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"I got it from eBay."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Titanic iceberg auction

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record.