Online Accountability Advocate Gifts

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."

Hate Platforms

Under new blame.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Working in a blame culture?

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Investigating Yourself

The Government is now following you...

Net Neutrality

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'Ms Simpson? Get me the Scapegoat du Jour.'

'It's not our fault.'

'The new business plan is the same as the old business plan except that, due to layoffs, we have less scapegoats to blame in case of failure.'

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

Civilian Oversight

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Jobless Recovery

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

'Stick to your diet or our talking scale will rat you out!'

A Breakdown in Process

United States Senate Ethics Committee - All members being investigated.

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

Nassar is caught while MSU officials remain.

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Today's seminar will focus on individual accountability in the workplace. I did not deliver the handouts to the printer on time, soe we won't be able to refer to them. it's not my fault.'

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

'We improved it? We thought YOU improved it!'

"Miss Widlington, I've failed in life, send in someone for me to blame."