One-track Thinker Gifts

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

"Welcome to the future"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Satya Nutella

Pinocchio's Second Realization

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

View to the Future

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Crap from the future.

Playdough's The Republic

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"The overthinker"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."