One-legged Journeys Pillows

Clinic for those with one leg - Wipe your foot.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Airport

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

The incomplete Angler

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Dog fetches dice

'You are here' sign on desert island.

You will go on a trip.

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

The Lion Tamer.

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Out of Order

Organic gardening

It's more about the journey for me!

Are We There Yet?

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

Coast to coast walk.

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

The Redeye

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'

Scenic Rout

The nearest big city? Let's see, probably head north to St Louis... 'No, no, no, Memphis is closer...'