Journeys Pillows

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'He's at that stage where he tends to wander.'

Are We There Yet?

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

Airport

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

The nearest big city? Let's see, probably head north to St Louis... 'No, no, no, Memphis is closer...'

Out of Order

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

The Redeye

"What's the saying - 'A journey of 1,000 miles begins with worrying that you forget something.'?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Ancient Racing

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Baby pram as a tank

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.