On Demand Viewing Mugs

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Tree house.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Fishermen

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Och lye the news'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Binge Watch

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'