Olympics T-Shirts

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

Safe Olympic Events

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

Sign reading 'Welcome to the North Pole. Site of the 2036 Summer Olympics'.

Athletes' Income

'All Dressage tickets have gone, but I managed to get two for Beach Volleyball instead.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

The sadness of the 'Geographically Challenged' - 'Greece is hosting the Olympics? Cool! Is it the summer or winter games?'

Olympics create interest in curling.

"It'll be something to watch during the next lockdown."

'And the gold medal for the best 'victory dance' has been awarded to...'

'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'

'Never mind that...I want you back in the office in five.'

Three legged triple jumper.

'Thank goodness those bloody games are over. Maybe now they'll put something decent on the telly.'

Bejing Olympics 2008

Pierre de Coubertin - Founder of the Modern Olympics

Olympic village with boy selling urine samples outside.

Beijing 2022

Olympic Jar Opening Event

"He talked too much."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

The Olympic Pings

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Olympic curling

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Bed bug infestation in France

Olympic Climate

Olympic Rings

Paris clean up before Olympics

Gender Diversity at the Olympics

Olympic skateboarding