Olympic Season Pillows

"By a fraction of a second - after an extremely close photo finish - Norman finally gets hold of the TV remote."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Hockey Season.

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

The Leafs win the Cup!

Bradley Wiggins

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

American Football.

Olympic Climate

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Olympic Torch Training

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

The London Olympic bid

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Olympics create interest in curling.