Olympic Legacy Gifts

'It's the Olympic legacy. A fancy new sports bike dumped in the back of every garage in Britain.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Bradley Wiggins

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Olympic Climate

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

The London Olympic bid

Olympic Torch Training

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

London Olympics.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Cat Olympics

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Champions biting their medals

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Referees at the Original Olympics.