Oligarch Prints

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"There's more inside."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

'I hope you're hungry.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'So, there you have it. A pre cast, three storey, eighty seven year old with adjoining garage'.

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'