Old World Fan Mugs

"It may be an old world custom, but, like my father, I also enjoy a little piece of cheese with my breakfast."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I'd like to make a return."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Early American Think Tank.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Private Phone Calls

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."

'I'm getting tired of the same old grub.'