Old Testament Pillows

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Under Noah's Ark

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

Moses on a park bench

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Horseshoes...Samson-style

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

Joseph and his coat

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Noah's Nark.

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"Are we there yet?