Old Testament Techie Mugs

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"I have an app for that."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The Ordered List

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

First O.M.G. church.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

Holy phone

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

You Have 1 New Messages

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

Why god isn't listening...

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

'We'd better hurry up with that Eve project - Adam's getting solipsistic.'

No Connection.

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'