Old Testament Techie Mugs

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"I have an app for that."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Ordered List

The Final Chapter.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

First O.M.G. church.

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

Holy phone

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

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Why god isn't listening...

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'We'd better hurry up with that Eve project - Adam's getting solipsistic.'

No Connection.

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'