Old Sea Dog Mugs

We used to have shipbuilding, now we have rafts of initiatives.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Marine Band

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

"My turn."

'He was born to the sea.'

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Whale Pattern Balding

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Seahorse dad

Whale Music

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

Pregnant

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

"Relax, Sparky! Doctors say bone loss is normal at our age!"

'There's someone in your teeth Harold.'

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'I think it's for retired sailors.'

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

'Don't we ever graduate?'