Old-school Tv Aficionado Prints

"This is a test. This is only a test. Question #1..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Your remote control, sire."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

The Bronze Age of Television

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

New Course At The New School

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'