Old-school Strategists Pillows

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"Any questions?"

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Stun-gun target practice.

Fencing Venn Graph

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

'Grandpa says there's more to life than what you see on TV. He must not have cable.'

"I hate everything with a chip in it that isn't chocolate."

'Dad! Open up to social networking. Stop being so Henry David Thoreau-ish!'

"Sure, you have to spend money to make money, but first you have to steal money."

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.'

"The "Antelope Chess Club" is advertising the date, time and place of its general assembly! Methinks we'll pay them a visit..."

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!"