Old School Meets New School Pillows

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

The Final Chapter.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

The new boy was teased for being different.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

Boys in the cloakroom.

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

"When I was your age, we walked three miles through the snow to school, and didn't have laptops on our school supply list."

'I do not permit bullying or name calling in class. I will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! You have [5] notifications ..."

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'