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Garrick club. Men's men only.

'I wish someone would get busy and invent toothpaste and deodorant!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Hipsters"

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

History of Cartooning.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Medieval headlines.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

The African Plains during the 70's.

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Jurassic Ark

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."