Old-school Executor Mugs

Gift your old-school executor a mug that reflects their timeless work ethic. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea, these mugs combine classic style with witty sayings that honor their dependable nature.

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'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!' mockup

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab." mockup

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

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"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time." mockup

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

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'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .' mockup

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

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Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes! mockup

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

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'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

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"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

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A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer. mockup

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

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'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.' mockup

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

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"We have a favor to ask."

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'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?' mockup

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

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William Tell Executions.

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Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys! mockup

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

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'Who ordered the chef's head?'

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"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you." mockup

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

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'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.' mockup

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

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'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills.' color

'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills.' color mockup

'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills.' color

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"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!" mockup

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

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'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?' mockup

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

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Bureaucratic speech

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'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.' mockup

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

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"Work's been really hard."

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"Gee—it's just like in the movies!" mockup

"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"

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'Henry, I wish you weren't so cheap and would hire a divorce lawyer.'

'Henry, I wish you weren't so cheap and would hire a divorce lawyer.' mockup

'Henry, I wish you weren't so cheap and would hire a divorce lawyer.'

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"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

"One final question... how did you hear about us/" mockup

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

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"We need 6 last meals over at table 9." mockup

"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."

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'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!'

'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!' mockup

'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!'

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'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....' mockup

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

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Congratulations you are the 10,000. mockup

Congratulations you are the 10,000.

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"Heads or entrails?"

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'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.' mockup

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

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"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!" mockup

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

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Old-school Executor Mugs Collection

Old-school Executor Pillows

Add vintage charm to their home or office with pillows that honor the reliable, traditional character of the old-school executor.

Old-school Executor Prints

Find art prints that embody the timeless qualities of an old-school executor—trustworthy, classic, and always in style.

Old-school Executor T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the timeless spirit of the old-school executor. Show off their classic work ethic with comfortable, witty designs.