Old-school Dad T-Shirts

'I don't know...go ask your computer.'

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

Robert Mitchum

"I'd like to make a return."

The Club

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"When was this license issued?"

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

"Unbuckle your belt, Bob."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

Private Phone Calls

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'