Old-school Arguer Pillows

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"