Old Money Hobbyist Gifts

"You're on a what?!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Pull...'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'The Canary Died Again.'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

'How did the shark get a gun?'

'Stocks remained unchanged on news that 'mediocrity' is the performance standard of the day.'

"I'd like to open a joint account, preferably with someone very rich!"

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Origami Ark

'Your Father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus'

'Hey buddy, spare a foreign coin that works in a vending machine...'

'You'd think with all this armor I'd feel secure, but I still pack a snub-nosed 38.'

This week on The Antique Roadkill

'What ever happened to whittling?'

Bobby's budding feces collection,

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

"I'l be next door watching the neighbor produce an assault rifle on his new 3-D printer..."

Welcome class of 1919: It was a sad, yet triumphant day for Sid.

"Never seen him before, but he's definitely old money."