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"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"What old school? This is my life."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Whistler priming his mother before painting her.