Old Flame Pillows

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"You're right, they are statins."

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Who's Dead

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Same old crowd."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Bonfire

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Bath Bonfire

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

"Fire down."

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."