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Kissing In The Back Seat

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Big screen TV.

Jimmy Cagney.

Medieval headlines.

Jim Carrey,

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Robert Mitchum

Peter Gabriel

Get a Life

Janet Leigh

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'Old black and white movies can be SO romantic.'

Please Leave by 9

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

Watching TV.

MIla Kunis

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Chris Evans

"I'll have a double entendre."

"Don't worry...He sometimes gets a bit hyper if he drinks more than two cups of Earl Grey.'

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

Laurel & Hardy

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

TV Set