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Kissing In The Back Seat

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Big screen TV.

Medieval headlines.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

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The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'Old black and white movies can be SO romantic.'

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

Watching TV.

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Chris Evans

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

"I'll have a double entendre."

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Don't worry...He sometimes gets a bit hyper if he drinks more than two cups of Earl Grey.'

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

TV Set

'The doctor doesn't like computers, he prefers to lose patients' records the old fashioned way.'