Oktoberfest Gifts

Germany.

Ein-Stein

'Drink up, Helmut...'

The Bavarians, scene 1.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Beer is 90% water, so as long as I leave over 10% I can have all I want.'

'The way I see it, you only get out of drinking what you put into it.'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Beer Lunch

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Beer Cannon

Beer Stall

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"You SAID to wear leather pants. I did."

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

Beer

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

Yonkers Oktoberfest

Beer....Beer Fart.

Rejoice me! For I have invented beer!

Obese beer drinkers.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'Malty tasking.'

Real Beer People

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."