Fall Festivals Gifts

People of the Fall

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Phrenologists Looking for a Good Pumpkin

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Southwark Fair.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Tension filled the tent.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."