Oil Spill Stopper Pillows

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Woman crying with happiness.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Energy trap.

There's no real oil emergency...

The Procrastinator

Camel In The Tent

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Who is to blame?'

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'