Oil Spill Stopper Pillows

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman crying with happiness.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Woo-hoo!"

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Camel In The Tent

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.