Oil Market Critic Pillows

Spin for Oil.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Stock market investment advice

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil in Nigeria.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Energy trap.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

New uses for excess coal

Moanathon.

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

Battery Farm Housing

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

Housing bubble

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Hooked . . . to oil.

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

"Cop 20"

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'