Big Oil Critic Pillows

"That's it! I'm officially against the pipeline to Chicago."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

Oil in Nigeria.

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Profits for Big Pharma

Oil Spill

Energy trap.

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

New uses for excess coal

The Oil of Iran

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Facebook in Crisis

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Oil-n-Gas Corp. had record profits last year! Cough, cough. Left-wing pundit down! We need a medic and Elizabeth Warren.

"Cop 20"

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Hooked . . . to oil.

Spin for Oil.

Farmer Problems

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Blood and oil on African soil

"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

The Land Grab: Then and Now