Big Oil Critic Pillows

"That's it! I'm officially against the pipeline to Chicago."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

Oil in Nigeria.

Energy trap.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Oil Spill

Profits for Big Pharma

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

New uses for excess coal

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

The Oil of Iran

Facebook in Crisis

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Farmer Problems

Hooked . . . to oil.

"Cop 20"

Spin for Oil.

Sorry Fuel Crisis

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Blood and oil on African soil

"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."

The Land Grab: Then and Now

'I've discovered a way to increase profits on our pills. More cotton wool in the bottles.'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."