Oil Market Gifts

Saudi Oil: Non-Production Manager

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Who is to blame?'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

What We're Fighting For

Energy trap.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Venice Floods

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Oil Spill in the Bath.

The Oil of Iran

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Oil Industry Safety.

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Future Paybacks - water, $400 per barrel

Coronavirus and the Stock Market

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.