"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."
Oil Change Philosophers Mugs
Start their day with a laugh! Our oil change philosophers mugs feature witty designs that blend mechanical insights with philosophical humor—perfect for philosophers who love a good joke with their morning coffee.
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.
Tempest in a Teapot
'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'
'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'
"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."
Unconditional Surrender
World Economics
You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.
Critical Ethanol report
'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'
'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'
'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'
Oil in Nigeria.
Insecurity hits Wall Street
Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations
The Procrastinator
Teaching evolution in the business schools.
Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat
Energy trap.
Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits
The rich, the poor and the terrorist...
'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'
Taming the beast of the free market...
"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."
Biofuel - a solution or...?
A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
Who Was That Greta Girl Again?
"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."
'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'
Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.
"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."
'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'
Oil Change Philosophers Mugs Collection
Oil Change Philosophers Pillows
Add a humorous and thoughtful touch to your decor with pillows that celebrate oil change philosophers—perfect for cozy, contemplative spaces.
Oil Change Philosophers Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that merge philosophy and mechanics—ideal for anyone who loves to think deeply while keeping things light and humorous.
Oil Change Philosophers T-Shirts
Looking for t-shirts that speak the language of curiosity and humor? Check out our oil change philosophers designs and wear your wit with pride.