Officer Aficionado Prints

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Next camera crew 5 mins

JAMES BONDING

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Michael Caine

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Army Man Playset 2020

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Banting in the Yeomanry

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Arcarde Patrol

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

First Stealth Aircraft.

'Not another war film.'