Officer Aficionado Prints

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

JAMES BONDING

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

Banting in the Yeomanry

Army Man Playset 2020

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Arcarde Patrol

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

First Stealth Aircraft.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Not another war film.'