Office Tourist Pillows

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

The World's Easiest Airport

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

Airport

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Technological Dependence.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

InIn by-products.

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."