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"Anybody got a pen that works?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Joust Sharpener

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Stationery Shop

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Corporate Whore.

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Man with post it note

Desk shaped like an office block.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.