Office Supply Collector Mugs

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

2020

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'I know what it is. . . my wife makes me bring them home from office to put recipes in.'

'I don't know when the bank will start paying interest on saving accounts, but I did hear a rumor that we will be giving out free ball point pens with new accounts over $100,000 dollars.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Stationery Shop

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Before social media there was sticky notes.

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Medieval Office Supplies

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