
"It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas."
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"It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas."
'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'
Rumpelstiltskin's office supplies. (spun straw into gold).
"You make a great point."
Post-its
An 'IN' and 'OUT' tray for the guillotine
'Hey mister, do you work here?'
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"
"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."
Joust Sharpener
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'
"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."
Home Business - Electric Stapler.
'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'
Stationery Shop
'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'
Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.
it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.
Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder
"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."
Before social media there was sticky notes.
Man with post it note
"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."
In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.
The Move.
Office: Empowerment Drawer.
Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.
'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'
Free Printer with Purchase of Ink
Theory A Day Calendar.
Medieval Office Supplies
'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'
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