Office Supplies Salesman T-Shirts

Revenge of the Snubbed Office Supplies Salesman.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Stationery Shop

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Man with post it note

Before social media there was sticky notes.

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Theory A Day Calendar.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Medieval Office Supplies

'Hold me!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

"I compose using post it notes!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'