Revenge of the Snubbed Office Supplies Salesman.
Office Supplies Salesman Mugs
Kickstart their day with a witty mug tailored for the office supplies salesman. Whether they’re closing deals or organizing stock, our mugs add humor to every coffee break. Ideal for the desk or home office.
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."
Joust Sharpener
"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"
'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'
"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."
Home Business - Electric Stapler.
'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'
Stationery Shop
Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder
"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."
"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."
In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.
Man with post it note
Before social media there was sticky notes.
The Move.
Office: Empowerment Drawer.
'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'
Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.
Theory A Day Calendar.
Free Printer with Purchase of Ink
'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'
Medieval Office Supplies
'Hold me!'
"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."
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"I compose using post it notes!"
'Wow, my own desk!'
'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'
Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.
"It's also a flat-bed scanner."
'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'
Office Supplies Salesman Mugs Collection
Office Supplies Salesman Pillows
Brighten up their workspace or home with playful pillows inspired by office supplies sales. Comfortable, funny, and sure to bring a smile.
Office Supplies Salesman Prints
Decorate their office or home with humorous prints that highlight the quirks and triumphs of a sales professional in the office supplies industry.
Office Supplies Salesman T-Shirts
Looking for a fun t-shirt for an office supplies salesperson? Browse our witty and personalized designs that celebrate their professional hustle with humor.