Office Style Seeker Pillows

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I don't like your application."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Changing Room Decisions

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '